Wednesday’s rumours

“Nine wheelbarrows full of cash delivered straight to my palatial home each month? I’m sorry, that’s totally unacceptable. How can any striker be expected to muster the motivation to score if he’s not offered a goal canada goose coat 1000 calorie a day diet bonus?”

Football finances, what a lark! Do postmen get bonuses for delivering letters? Should the Mill expect extra peanuts every time it clatters the keyboard? Of course not. Still, no harm in asking [you sure about that? – gun-toting Ed]. And that may or may not be what Trabzonspor forward Fatih Tekke will say when negotiating with Wigan boss Paul Jewell. Who may or may not reply: “lip up Fatih.”

Jewell is also busting a bloodvessel to sign Norwich goal-getter Dean Ashton, who, if the buying a canada goose jacket online Canaries accept his £6m bid, could then team up with former Wolves and Southampton relegatee Henri Camara, whose experience of going down in consecutive seasons could help prepare Ashton for the road ahead.

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Middlesbrough may have come away best price canada goose jacket amazon canada goose jacket outlet usa online store with nothing from White Hart Lane last buy canada goose jacket nyc Saturday, but, best canada goose jacket for women undaunted, Steve McClaren will return there confident of picking up reserve midfielder Sean Davis. The reason for his bravado? That £2.5m in his pocket.

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